Irritating things about men…
With so much love in the air due to the painted red holiday or Valentines Day… I taking up this opportunity to list a few things that I find irritating about men.
Don’t get me wrong, there are plenty irritating things about women as well, but I will tackle those later.
At the same time, what I am about to list below is not the gospel truth. It is merely a list of things that I find irritating and not necessarily apply to all men, but only most men that I had the good fortune or misfortune to know ;-)
v Lies – Why do men believe it’s OK to lie so bluntly? They lie, to get out of a situation they are not comfortable with; they lie when they are caught doing something they are not supposed to; they lie to get sex or to get out of sex; they lie not only to women but to themselves as well! Many men lie so much they’ve come to believe their own lies as the absolute truth
v What they do, is in most cases a lot more important or interesting than what women do. Have you ever tried telling a man about your day or weekend only to be dismissed and then have to listen about his fab time with the boys?
v They know everything. How many times you are in the middle of a discussion with a man only to hear, you are only telling me what I already know? Or, they stop you in the middle of a sentence requesting to get to the point… Someone should tell them that women communicate differently and we do like to explain the whole scenario before we get to the point
v They don’t listen. It doesn’t matter how many time a woman mentions something to a men, if he doesn’t like what he hears or if he is otherwise occupied, with let’s just say watching sports of chatting on the internet, he just doesn’t listen
v Want to fix everything. So even when he listens he always looking for something to fix. We understand that it’s in a mans nature to look for problems, identify them and come up with a solution. But that is not necessarily what a woman is after when she tells a man a story or about a situation at work or with the family. We merely want to you listen and empathize not come up with a list of things to do to make things better.
v They leave a mess around them and then they complain that the house is messy. The house doesn’t clean itself, someone has to do it… so unless you are willing to put your money where your mouth is and hire a cleaner stop complaining
v They don’t know when to stop drinking. When out with the boys they compete of who is going to drink the most. God forbid you are behind a pint of beer. They stop only when they can’t move anymore. There isn’t a bigger turnoff than the sight of a drunken man.
v They complain about women complaining all the time, when they themselves are catching up fast
v They have a big problem is their wives or girlfriends has a better job or makes more money than they do. They will do anything in their power to make her feel inadequate and her job a joke out of jealousy
v Give them a pair or boob and an ass and they are totally lost
v Fascination about lesbian sex
v They tend to compliment you more when they are up to something. Beware when he tells you how beautiful you are and tries to spoil you out of the blue, he is or was up to no good
v They will cheat if they believe they can get away with it… and it caught they will lie and make it like it’s the woman’s fault
v Cheating, cheating, cheating… once a cheater always a cheater. You don’t like your relationship sir, nobody is forcing to be in it… but of course you want it all… Cheaters should be castrated of course after they are made to watch their partner having sex with a lot hotter men…
v They rush you when they take you out to dinner and you rarely have a chance to order dessert, but if they are out with their mates or other female friends they stay out for 5 extra hours
v They ask you to join them on an outing the last possible minute when they know fully well you will not have enough time to get ready, so they appear nice for asking but they don’t have to take you with them
v When talking to other more accomplished men, they pretend their jobs are more important than they actually are
v They change their voice when they talk to a female they find attractive
v They will never invite you to join them in an outing with another female if they are attracted to her or they have/had and affair with her
v When asked if and when they will get married they come up with a list of laughable excuses, when they know fully well they are not interested, especially when they boast to their friends that it takes them only a few minutes to know if they like someone. The same man, once they break up from a long term relationship they usually jump into another and they get married fast
v They complain about the women gaining weight, when they themselves have gained even more weight but they don’t feel like doing anything about it
vBear bellies and the excuses they make about the spare tire… just face up to the truth… you are lazy to go to the gym and you love food and beer… there was that so hard to do?
v When they forget about your birthday or another special to you holiday, but they expect you to remember and do something about theirs
v They expect women, to be sexy, good lovers, good at their job, good at taking care their home and their kids and never complain… let’s see you tried for a day and then we can talk again
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To be continued…
(Next installment will be about the things I find irritating about women… so stay tuned…)
Don’t get me wrong, there are plenty irritating things about women as well, but I will tackle those later.
At the same time, what I am about to list below is not the gospel truth. It is merely a list of things that I find irritating and not necessarily apply to all men, but only most men that I had the good fortune or misfortune to know ;-)
v Lies – Why do men believe it’s OK to lie so bluntly? They lie, to get out of a situation they are not comfortable with; they lie when they are caught doing something they are not supposed to; they lie to get sex or to get out of sex; they lie not only to women but to themselves as well! Many men lie so much they’ve come to believe their own lies as the absolute truth
v What they do, is in most cases a lot more important or interesting than what women do. Have you ever tried telling a man about your day or weekend only to be dismissed and then have to listen about his fab time with the boys?
v They know everything. How many times you are in the middle of a discussion with a man only to hear, you are only telling me what I already know? Or, they stop you in the middle of a sentence requesting to get to the point… Someone should tell them that women communicate differently and we do like to explain the whole scenario before we get to the point
v They don’t listen. It doesn’t matter how many time a woman mentions something to a men, if he doesn’t like what he hears or if he is otherwise occupied, with let’s just say watching sports of chatting on the internet, he just doesn’t listen
v Want to fix everything. So even when he listens he always looking for something to fix. We understand that it’s in a mans nature to look for problems, identify them and come up with a solution. But that is not necessarily what a woman is after when she tells a man a story or about a situation at work or with the family. We merely want to you listen and empathize not come up with a list of things to do to make things better.
v They leave a mess around them and then they complain that the house is messy. The house doesn’t clean itself, someone has to do it… so unless you are willing to put your money where your mouth is and hire a cleaner stop complaining
v They don’t know when to stop drinking. When out with the boys they compete of who is going to drink the most. God forbid you are behind a pint of beer. They stop only when they can’t move anymore. There isn’t a bigger turnoff than the sight of a drunken man.
v They complain about women complaining all the time, when they themselves are catching up fast
v They have a big problem is their wives or girlfriends has a better job or makes more money than they do. They will do anything in their power to make her feel inadequate and her job a joke out of jealousy
v Give them a pair or boob and an ass and they are totally lost
v Fascination about lesbian sex
v They tend to compliment you more when they are up to something. Beware when he tells you how beautiful you are and tries to spoil you out of the blue, he is or was up to no good
v They will cheat if they believe they can get away with it… and it caught they will lie and make it like it’s the woman’s fault
v Cheating, cheating, cheating… once a cheater always a cheater. You don’t like your relationship sir, nobody is forcing to be in it… but of course you want it all… Cheaters should be castrated of course after they are made to watch their partner having sex with a lot hotter men…
v They rush you when they take you out to dinner and you rarely have a chance to order dessert, but if they are out with their mates or other female friends they stay out for 5 extra hours
v They ask you to join them on an outing the last possible minute when they know fully well you will not have enough time to get ready, so they appear nice for asking but they don’t have to take you with them
v When talking to other more accomplished men, they pretend their jobs are more important than they actually are
v They change their voice when they talk to a female they find attractive
v They will never invite you to join them in an outing with another female if they are attracted to her or they have/had and affair with her
v When asked if and when they will get married they come up with a list of laughable excuses, when they know fully well they are not interested, especially when they boast to their friends that it takes them only a few minutes to know if they like someone. The same man, once they break up from a long term relationship they usually jump into another and they get married fast
v They complain about the women gaining weight, when they themselves have gained even more weight but they don’t feel like doing anything about it
vBear bellies and the excuses they make about the spare tire… just face up to the truth… you are lazy to go to the gym and you love food and beer… there was that so hard to do?
v When they forget about your birthday or another special to you holiday, but they expect you to remember and do something about theirs
v They expect women, to be sexy, good lovers, good at their job, good at taking care their home and their kids and never complain… let’s see you tried for a day and then we can talk again
………..
To be continued…
(Next installment will be about the things I find irritating about women… so stay tuned…)
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